Kalyug mein jo janmte raam

Treta yug mein janme raam

Sakal kiye bade unche kaam

Teeno lok mein tumhare naam

Hey Raam tumko mera sat-sat pranaam

Raja ke ghar janme they

Raja ke ghar khele they

Aur kahu kya mein tumse raam

That tumhare albele they

DIRECT tumhara ADMISSION tha

Tab CORRUPTION than a INFLATION tha

JOB tumhari pakki thi

Kismat mein Raja ki gaddi thi!!

Magar kalyug mein jo janmte raam

Hote Dashrath aadmi jo aam

Katai na paate wo aisho aaram

Tumhe bhi hote TENSION tamam

Kisi tarah to ADMISSION hota

Roz ka do ghante COMMUTATION hota

CLASS mein itna COMPETITION hota

Baal umar mein hi DEPRESSION hota

COLLEGE se nikalte to JOB na lagti

JOB jo lagti to HIKE na milti

CLIENT tumhara sar khapata

INFLATION dekh matha chakrata

Uss yug mein thi REAL ESTATE sasti

Iss yug mein magar hai haalat khasti

Tab to tumhare mahal they nyare

Abb dekho iss yug ke tante tum pyare

Aadhi umr DOWNPAYMENT mei lagti

Baaki aadhi EMI chukate kat ti

Neend, chain sab fikr mei udtey

Aur 2-BHK k naam bas ek kutiya milti..

Uss yug mein to sirf ek tha raavan

Chalaya baan, kiya sanghar

Iss yug mein hai raavan hazaar

Aur har raavan ke hai chehre hazaar

Jo dam ho tum mei mere raam

Kalyug mei fir janmo aaj

Kitne hain dekho raavan aaj

Uthao baan, karo sanghar